Two lunatics and a puppet

(insert air ship noises here)


Sasha Smiles: Okay tell me what we are doing again?

Twinkle Sprinkle: We are going to catch a very person for a little project.

Sasha Smiles: and you brought me because?

Twinkle Sprinkle: You are the only person I know who can fly an airship.

Sasha Smiles: .....no I don't.

Twinkle Sprinkle: You are the closest to knowing how. Proof in the fact we haven't crashed at all.

Sasha Smiles: Because its on autopilot. All I have been doing is staring at screens for the past hour.


A screen beeps.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Ah no time for small talk. Looks like we have found our prey.


Twinkle Sprinkle: According to the radar, She is about a mile away.

Sasha Smiles: How can you tell on this thing?

Twinkle Sprinkle: Its just my way of saying we are really close. I have no idea how to tell distance on this thing.


Sasha Smiles: So how will we get her?

Twinkle Sprinkle: I will give her a wack with this once you manage to reel her in.

Sasha Smiles: Reel her in?

Twinkle points to some controls.


Twinkle Sprinkle: Just use the snatcher to bring her up to the window.


Sasha activates the snatcher.....


And fires towards the target.


Meanwhile

NinaPowa: Well that is enough walking along the beach for one day.


The snatcher manages to grab Nina.

NinaPowa: Huh whats happening?


The snatcher starts pulling.

NinaPowa: What is this thing doing? Get off my me.


The snatcher pulls hard and starts lifting Nina off the ground.

NinaPowa: PLEASE LET GO, i DON'T WANT A WEDGIE.


The snatcher takes her away.

NinaPowa: NO LET ME GO!.


The airship soars through the sky, dragging Nina with it.

NinaPowa: Oh crap this is not happening. Please let this be a dream.


Twinkle pops her head out of the window.

Twinkle Sprinkle: This is no dream little girl. Its time to come to mamma.


NinaPowa: Who are you? Stay away from me.


Twinkle Sprinkle: Say goodnight.


Twinkle wacks Nina in the head, knocking her out cold.


2 Hours later.

NinaPowa: mmmmh


NinaPowa: What....happened?


NinaPowa: Wait, where am I? *notices someone in front of her* Sasha, is that you?


Sasha Smiles: Hello my old friend. Do you like your new strings?

NinaPowa: What are you ta....

Nina feels her hands being held up against her will.


NinaPowa: What the hell? What have you done to me?


Twinkle Sprinkle: We attached puppet strings to your limbs. You can now be controlled like a little puppet.


Twinkle Sprinkle: But first we need to train you to obey your strings. Also don't bother trying to snap them because it won't work.

NinaPowa: But I didn't agree to any of this.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Doesn't matter.


Sasha Smiles: Let the fun begin.


Sometime later.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Now balance on the ball.

NinaPowa: Is the fire really required for training?

Twinkle Sprinkle: Yes because it will encourage you to stay on the ball and not fall.


NinaPowa: *Loses her balance and falls towards the fire* Ahhhh. *The strings stop her from falling* Huh?

Twinkle Sprinkle: Instead of trying to resist the strings, let them control your body. It will make balancing on the ball a lot easier.


Nina allows the strings to control her body. They correct her balance and maintain it.

NinaPowa: Okay I am obeying them. *notices her new shoes* Huh when did I put these on?

Twinkle Sprinkle: Its just part of the process.


Sasha Smiles: Now its time to put you to the test.


NinaPowa: What does she mean by test?

Twinkle: Why riding a unicycle of course *pulls out a unicycle* Made it myself.

NinaPowa: Doesn't seem too hard.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Wait until you see the course I set up.

The three girls head to said course.


NinaPowa: Oh.....my.....god.


Sasha Smiles: Do you like it?

NinaPowa: Does being scared out of mind say I like it?

Sasha Smiles: Yes


Twinkle Sprinkle: Its perfect for you.

NinaPowa: But I have never rode a unicycle in my life. You can't expect me to do this.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Well its this or mountain unicycling.

NinaPowa: I can't argue my way out of this can I?

Twinkle Sprinkle: Nope.

Sasha Smiles: Don't worry, I know you can do it Nina.

Nina climbs on the unicycle and goes down the ramp.


NinaPowa: AHHHHHHHHHHH I REGRET DOING THIS.


NinaPowa: Oh crap.



NinaPowa: F-f-f-fire.

Something on the ramp grabs the unicycle's wheel...


Which sends her flying through the ring

NinaPowa: I can't watch.

She lands on another unicycle on the other side.


NinaPowa: Okay Okay I haven't crashed yet.


As she cycles across the log, it starts to rotate.

NinaPowa: Woah, I am slipping.


NinaPowa: mhhm hmh mhhm


NinaPowa: *gasp* I really didn't want to get wet today.


NinaPowa: Mhhhhh mmmh


NinaPowa: I am going to get them back for this.


Nina crashes into some railings and ends up landing head first into a box of pillows. The unicycle did not survive the impact.

Sasha Smiles: That was fun.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Shame about the unicycle. Oh well, lets just get her out the box.


NinaPowa: Why does my neck feel odd?

Sasha Smiles: Thats just the collar around your neck tickling it. You will get used to it.

NinaPowa: I want it off.

Sasha signals the strings to keep Nina's arms behind her back.

NinaPowa: Hey let them move

Sasha Smiles: Nope, get on the elevator.


NinaPowa: Where are you taking me?

Sasha Smiles: I would rather keep it a surprise.


Twinkle Sprinkle: I am just going to get changed into some better clothes for this.

Sasha Smiles: Okay but what should I do if she manages to rip off the collar. She looks like she is going to start biting it like a feral animal.

Twinkle Sprinkle: That won't happen.


NinaPowa: Why won't this stupid costume come off?

Sasha Smiles: I think you should be more focused on your hair rather than the costume.

NinaPowa: Huh? *feels her hair* MY HAIR IS SHRINKING.


Sasha Smiles: *giggles* It looks like you have a colourful head crab on your head.

NinaPowa: WHATS HAPPENING? *tries pulling at her hair but the strings pull her arms away* MAKE IT STOP, ITS LIKE MY HAIR IS TURNING INTO SLIME!

Sasha Smiles: Don't panic, its just changing to fit the costume.


Sasha Smiles: Oh my. *starts playing with one of the bells like curious cat*

NinaPowa: Stop that, its annoying. *starts pulling at her costume* Get this thing off me.

Twinkle comes in wearing surgeon's clothes.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Now why would you want that when its time for your plastic surgery.

NinaPowa: ......don't you dare. I don't trust you with anything sharp.

Twinkle Sprinkle: You have no choice.

Nina feels herself being forced to lay on the operating table by the strings.


Twinkle straps Nina's arms and legs onto the table and strings disconnect.

Twinkle Sprinkle: You are going to look so cute when I am done.


Twinkle Sprinkle: Now then *pulls out a hammer* first I will make you sleep with this. *pulls out a knife* Then I will remove and replace parts of your face with this.


Sasha Smiles: Twinkle..put them down.

Twinkle Sprinkle: Huh?


Sasha Smiles: I made some changes so surgery is not required.


NinaPowa: My skin is starting to feel odd.


NinaPowa: Its like my face is made of rubber.


NinaPowa: Sasha what have you done to my face?

Sasha Smiles: Take a look my little marionette.


Nina sees her face in the mirror.

NinaPowa: Oh crap this isn't permanent is it?

Sasha Smiles: Only if you are a good little marionette.


Twinkle releases Nina from the table.

NinaPowa: So can I go now?

Sasha Smiles: First we need to attach some new strings then you will be ready for the show in ten minutes.

NinaPowa: But I never agreed to any of this.

Sasha Smiles: Don't worry, it will be fun.


Sometime later, the show was about to begin. Under the command of the strings, Nina was forced to walk on stage in front of a huge crowd of people. She intended to yell out what was really going on but before that happened she felt something cling onto her jaw and voice box.

NinaPowa: (Huh, whats happening to me.)

Her mouth started to move on its own account while the sound of a different voice started speaking. The strings not only controlled her movement but also her speech 

NinaPowa: Welcome to the show everyone. Are you all ready for some fun? (I hate being a puppet. I hope I not forced to say something embarrassing.)